Splish Splash

Growing up in Wisconsin, I wear my cheese head with pride. As a student at the University of Arizona, I wear an extra 5-inches with a sour face.  Bandage skirt, blouse or this shirt as a dress? I am allowed to poke fun at the wardrobe of nearly one hundred percent of the female Greek life population on a typical Fraterday. I am a reluctant contributor. I go to school here. It is comical and fun to wear minimal clothing and blend in with every other girl; no one will know if it was you or her who fell down that flight of stairs  in those 5-inch pumps or if if was your or her stiletto stuck in the drywall. College: it's all fun in games...until someone gets thrown in the pool.

I know you want to hear every, single drooling detail...

4 p.m I am eating more than enough cookies 'n cream ice cream for dinner

4:30 p.m "All I want to do is read The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo outside"

4:33 p.m I pass out on the lounge chairs outside

6:00 p.m I wake up

6:07 p.m I am straightening my hair with enthusiasm

7:00 p.m I have a lot of hair

7:14 p.m I don't remember, probably on Facebook

7:30 p.m I am getting dressed

7:32 p.m Toothpaste is all over my dress

7:35 p.m I am shaking my head and rinsing my dress under hot water

8:00 p.m I am awkwardly waiting for a ride to the party

8:23 p.m I am mad

9:00 p.m I strap on my heels and don't look back

1:16 a.m My girlfriends and I are soaking wet with our clothing sudsy from Garnier Fructis

So we went for a little swim, fully clothed? We've all done it and if you haven't, you should.

Never underestimate a good time